Thursday, April 19, 2012

Rethinking Granola




I get annoyed every time I see people buying granola at grocery store. I mean, why pay $8-10 for a pound of stuff that really only costs $2 (and easy enough to make on a weeknight)? Rolled oats are dirt cheap (~$1 a pound), and often it even sits on the same shelf as your damn premade granola. The rest of the ingredient are cheap and/or common things you already have in the kitchen (sugar, salt, oil, honey, cinnamon, ...).

Here's roughly what you need in picture:


Fill the mixing bowl about half way with oats and other nuts of choice (go all oats if you're cheap). Add about 0.25 cup of olive oil, or half a stick of butter if you're willing to eat saturated fat every once in a while. Add a few tablespoons of brown sugar, a pinch of salt, and a dash of cinnamon or other spice you see fit (nutmeg, ginger, cayenne,...). Throw in some cornmeal too if you're in to that stuff. Then add honey (or maple syrup if budget allows). Mix for 30 seconds or until you're bored. The mixture should have a consistency of wet sand. If it's too dry, add more honey. Heck, add more honey anyway.

Spread it on a baking pan. Bake at 250F. Walk away for 20 minutes, then stir it up a little. Repeat 3X (total ~60 minutes). Done.



What does it taste like? Well, imagine the store-bought version without all the bullshit...plus a hint of satisfaction. If you want a real recipe, check out Alton Brown's on Food Network. But I highly encourage experimentation here. Think of it as an art of mixing nuts, grains, and a few basic flavors and spices. It's healthy, easy, and cheap. Most importantly, if you screw this shit up, you shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen.





Sunday, April 8, 2012

Wicked Nopalitos Smoothie

Easter Sunday. HEB was closed. My typical grocery run was diverted to Fiesta. Somehow this peculiar vegetation landed in my shopping basket.

After a quick research, I identified the plant as Nopales -- young cladode part of a plant in the genus Opuntia (family cactaceae -- your typical cactus).

This may seem like the most typical veggie for native Texans, but I honestly had no clue what to do with it.

A good blender may solve every food-related problem.
So I chopped it up with a few celery stalks.
Put it in a blender with crushed pineapple, a few dashes of lime juice, and some orange juice. Hit "chop".


Results
Despite its strange appearance, this drink is surprisingly refreshing... perfect for a warm Texas afternoon on the balcony.
Also, because of the color, I think Glinda (Wicked) can best sum it up:
"unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe".


*If you wish to replicate this, please use your own imagination. No exact amount here. And please don't ask me for a recipe. Seriously, it's just a freakin smoothie.
Mini rant: I am against recipes. People should learn to use common sense when cooking (if they can cook at all). Here's my one and only one recipe for both cooking and life: If it tastes good and doesn't kill you, you're probably doing it right.